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The Wal-Mart Doomsday Device

I recently re-watched Doctor Strangelove with my wife. The movie introduces the idea of a doomsday device. Unfortunately, it all goes horribly wrong because the Russians never tell the United States that they have this weapon. The idea is that the doomsday device is a threat that hangs over everybody's head never used.

You may have heard that Wal-Mart is trying to build the biggest fucking retail store in Travis County in a residential neighborhood—my neighborhood. They have their site plan approvals, and they are telling everybody it's a done deal.

Why Regal Cinemas Suck

If you want to know what's so wrong with the movie business today, go look at somebody who is doing it right. That's easy here in Austin, because we're home to the Original Alamo Draft House theaters.

My wife and I frequently go to Sunday night movies. The town is quiet and it's easy to get in. That is, it's easy unless you are trying to go to our neighborhood theater, the Alamo Village. For the past couple of months, every time we've gone to a Sunday movie the show has sold out. Even when we went to a Sunday evening showing of The Departed many weeks into the release, every seat was taken.

Austin Technology Matters time change

A quick update to my previous post about my new access television show Austin Technology Matters. I just checked the posted programming schedule and the time has been bumped half an hour later. The schedule now says 9:00pm tonight (Nov. 2) on cable channel 10. Sorry for the confusion.

The Corner Cheesesteak Store

Chip and Jette at the Texadelphia

We've got cheesesteaks in our neighborhood. Yay! Texadelphia just opened their 9th local store, and it's a short walk from my house.

The location seems nice. There is a front patio, which may be nice for having a beer and a sandwich. The only problem I had is that the acoustics are a bit hot (so the place was a bit noisy to begin with) and unbalanced (so that the radio seems a lot louder and boomy at the back corner booth than it does at the counter).

First, let's get this out of the way: I'm not a big fan of their cheesesteaks. A few years back I had a gig with a Philly area company that required frequent travel back to the home office. I got to know cheesesteaks very well, and the Texadelphia version is a poor substitute.

Now, the chicken cheesesteak, on the other hand, does not have to suffer comparison to such an iconic monument as the Philly cheesesteak. On their own, the chicken cheesesteak sandwiches aren't bad at all. I recommend the mustard sauce.

I have an embarrassing confession to make: the Texadelphia hot sauce is one of my guilty pleasures. I know all you capsaicin craving salsa gourmands are looking down your nose at me. Fine, you can prowl the aisles of Central Market for your fancy, upscale salsa. I'll take the spicy-sweet taste of the Texadelphia hot sauce.

And here is a fact you may not know: Texadelphia makes a damn good burger. I discovered this only recently, and credit my wife for inducing me to try one. I took one bite and the Texadelphia hamburger rocketed right onto my top three Austin burgers list. Once again, the mustard sauce makes an awful nice dressing for the burger.

Austin Technology Matters premieres Thursday

I first mentioned the Austin Technology Matters television show early this month. And now, it's really, really happening. This Thursday (Nov. 2) at 8:30pm, tune into cable channel 10 to catch the premiere episode. For this first program, we'll be visiting a Dorkbot gathering. More information here.

Besides the web site, there is also a Myspace page. If you are a Myspace user, please add me as a friend. Because there is nothing quite so pathetic as a Myspace page with just six friends.

At the imPACT Awards

imPACT awards logo

I'm down at the PACT studios, helping set up for the first annual imPACT Awards. The awards happen tonight. They celebrate the best of public access television in Austin.

There will be a live show broadcast from the studio grounds on Northwestern Avenue, adjacent to the Boggy Creek Greenbelt. There will be magic, music, and food outside starting at 4:30pm today. The show will starts at 5:30pm and will be carried on all three access channels (cable chennels 10, 11, and 16). Keith Kelly of Esther's Follies will be the master of ceremonies. So it should be a lot of fun. And it's free. And it's a great way to celebrate make-your-own community television.

Recently, in a Smoky Bar

One recent night, I dropped into a local bar for a beer. There were two people there, one on either side of the bar. There was a pack of cigarettes sitting on the bar. The stench in the room told me that the pack had been opened recently. Or maybe there was a recent tobacco bonfire in the room.

Taken aback, I asked the bartender if there was smoking in there. The bartender mistook my query for a request to smoke, and said, "Sure, go ahead."

That's illegal in Austin. So, I thought I'd file a complaint.

Even if I stipulate that your right to satisfy your physical addiction trumps my right not to get cancer, this is still wrong. The law says "no smoking" and cheating isn't fair to the venues that stick by the rules.

I called the local Health and Human Services Department (972-5600) during business hours. I asked to file a complaint for a smoking ban violation. I was connected to some department, presumably the Environmental and Consumer Health Unit. They asked me for the name of the business, its address, the date and time of the occurrence, and what happened.

They also asked if I wanted to leave my name and telephone number. I asked if the information is confidential, and if it is subject to an open records request. They said they could not guarantee confidentiality, so I chose to make the complaint anonymously.

My understanding is that an inspector will visit the venue and if a violation is found they will work with the owner to bring them into compliance. Legal action occurs after repeated violations.

A lawsuit to overturn the ban was back in the news recently. The main claim is that bar owners want individuals, not businesses, responsible. The bar owners say that the rules are unclear as to what they need to do.

This is disingenuous. The bar owners are trying to manufacture a chasm of gray out of a split hair. Let's start here: when a patron asks, "Can I smoke?" just say, "No."

You don't say, "I don't care, it's your responsibility." And certainly not, "Sure, go ahead." The answer is simple: tell them the law says no. If you do that one simple step, then most of the uncertainty crumbles away.

So what if the person won't comply? For goodness sake, we are talking about bars here. What business (besides the Mafia) has more experience and ability to deal with uncompliant patrons?

The current complaint driven process is the right way to go about this. When I file a complaint, an inspector will investigate, and action will be taken if warranted. If I had to complain against an individual, I'd instead have to call 911 and summon an officer to make an arrest. The "smoking police" that live only in the rhetoric of the ban opponents would become a reality. If there is going to be a smoking ban, the way we are doing it makes sense.

I left the smoky bar and went down the street to another bar. A packed bar. One that enforces the smoking ordinance. Who knows, maybe someday soon, the smoking ban actually could turn out to be good for business.

Freddie Steady in Galveston

Freddie Steady Krc

Since there wasn't a lot of music happening in town last weekend (ha! ha!), I thought I'd drive down to Galveston to catch Austin's own Freddie "Steady" Krc at the Old Quarter Acoustic Cafe. Most recently, Freddie has been drumming behind Roky Erikson as well as fronting the Freddie Steady 5.

Freddie brought along Bradley Kopp (one of my favorite Austin guitarists) to play electric guitar, and Cam King (recent Austinite by way of Nashville) on acoustic guitar (and comedy relief).

Freddie and crew played a great set. They played a mix of Freddie's originals and covers (Beatles, Texas garage rock, and more).

Bradley is going to be playing tonight (Wednesday) down south at Evangeline Cafe. He's going to have Bill Browder playing with him. I really wish I could attend (I'll be out of town), because those guys are my all-time favorite guitar duo on the planet. The show could be a lot of fun.

Patent Troll Forgent threatened with Delisting

According to the Austin Business Journal, local company Forgent Networks has been threatened with delisting from the NASDAQ. Forgent's main product is lawsuits: threatening people who use standard JPEG image technology. Earlier this year, the US Patent and Trademark Office was convinced to look into the validity of the Forgent patent, and has opened up a review. If overturned (please please please), the anti-innovative company will lose its main business. Thus, the stock price has crashed, leading to the delisting notice.

Last Call for Jean Caffeine

Long time Austin artist/musician Jean Caffeine is pulling up stakes and heading off for the great white north. She will be doing a farewell show this Wednesday evening (Aug. 23) 7:30pm at Mozart's Coffee Roasters. She's written a lot of great songs over the years, and it will be good to hear them live one final time.

She hasn't been doing a lot of public playing the past few years, so don't expect a tight Vegas-style extravaganza. Just a heap of laid back, old-time Austin fun.

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