Spam

Will Spam be the Booby Prize in the Debate Lottery?

The Texas Democractic Party took a pummeling when it announced the public would not be allowed to attend the presidential debate here in Austin. So, they carved out a small block of seats and setup a drawing to give them away.

The Statesman is reporting this morning that 20,000 people have signed up for the 100 seats.

I can calculate the odds of getting a seat and they aren't looking too good: currently 1 in 200 and dropping fast. So, a lot of people are going to be sad losers in this lottery. Even worse, I fear they may end up with a booby prize: a bunch of spam.

You (obviously) need to provide all your contact information to enter the drawing. The web page, however, doesn't specify what the group will do with the private information it collects. The Texas Democratic Party web site does have a privacy policy, but it doesn't shed any light on this situation.

Death Threat Spam

This is a new one on me. Some 419 confidence scammers are switching to death threats.

I started receiving these emails yesterday:

To: undisclosed-recipients:;
From: therawradio [at] satx [dot] rr [dot] com
Subject: BE VERY CAREFUL
Date: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:00:49 +0100
Reply-to: mohammedyakubu2008 [at] gmail [dot] com

I  am very sorry for you Xxxxxx, is a pity that this is how your life is
going to end as soon as you don't comply. As you can see there is no need
of introducing myself to you because I don't have any business with you,
my duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL you and I have to do it
as I have already been paid for that.

Someone you call a friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person
have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told
me that he wanted you dead and he provided us with your name ,picture
and other necessary information's we needed about you. So I sent my boys
to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation
needed for the operation on you, and they have done that but I told them
not to kill you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is
Important to you or not since their findings shows that you are innocent.

I called my client back and ask him of your email address which I didn't
tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using
it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring
you and they are telling me everything about you.  Now do you want to LIVE
OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you.  Get back to me now if you
are ready to pay some fees to spare your life, $10,000 is all you need
to spend You will first of all pay $5,000 then I will send a tape to you
which i recorded every discusion i had with the person who wanted you dead
and as soon as you get the tape, you will pay the remaining $5,000. If you
are not ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up.

WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE
BECAUSE I WILL KNOW.REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU
DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY.
DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7:PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND
GIVE YOU THE TAPE OF MY DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD THEN
YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY .

GET BACK TO ME:mohammedyakubu2008 [at] gmail [dot] com
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Nintendo Spam

The following message dropped into my mailbox earlier today:

To: www [at] unicom [dot] com
From: Nintendo <nintendo [at] nintendo-news [dot] com>
Subject: Score Big this Holiday Season with Great Games for Wii and Nintendo DS!
Reply-To: Nintendo <nintendo.RDEIA.28048 [at] nintendo-news [dot] com>

Click here to view this message in living color:
http://view.ed4.net/v/...

To ensure ongoing optimal receipt of these communications,
please add our 'From' address (nintendo [at] nintendo-news [dot] com)
to your Address Book. Thank You.

************************************************************

HOLIDAY NEWSLETTER
DECEMBER 2007
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It's amazing that in this day and age, major companies like Nintendo still haven't gotten the clue that spam is bad.

New Method Embeds Spam in PDF Documents

new image spam embedded in PDF documents

Here is the good news: the amount of image spam in your mailbox may begin dropping off.

The bad news: that's because at least one spammer is switching from image files to PDF documents to carry their spam.

I received my first such spam today. Some Google searches show articles starting to appear this week on the issue. Here is one.

The spams I've seen contain graphic images—similar to the ones you probably are used to seeing already—only embedded in a PDF document.

There will be a lag while spam filters are retrained to find spam in PDF attachments. So expect several bumpy months ahead. Of course, once the defenses against PDF spam are in place, the spammer will switch to some other carrier, say MS Word documents.

This only underscores the point that content-based methods for identifying spam are a lose. Spam needs to be managed at its source.

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Spam Sign

Lazyweb: I wonder if there is a tool that would reduce the following collection of text lines to a minimal matching regular expression.

$EEK$UALLY E}}{PLICIT
$EEXUALY EK$PLICIT
$EKK$UALY EK$PLICITT
$EK$UAALY EK$PLICIIT
$EK$UALLLY EXXPLlClT
$EK$UALLYY E}{PLIICIT
$EK$UALYY EK$$PLICIT
$EXUAALLY EXPLICITT
$EXUALLLY EXPLIICIT
$EXUALYY EK$PLLICIT
$EXUUALLY EK$PLIICIT
$EXXUALLY EK$PLICIT
SEKKSUALLY EXPLICITT
SEKSSUALY EKSPPLICIT
SEKSUAALLY EKSPLICITT
SEKSUAALLY E}{PLLICIT
SEKSUAALLY EXPLlCllT
SEKSUAALY EKSPPLICIT
SEKSUAALY EXPLLlClT
SEKSUALLY EXPLlClTT
SEKSUALLY EXPPLlClT
SEKSUALLYY E}{PPLICIT
SEKSUUALY EKSPLIICIT
SEKSUUALY EXPLlClT
SE}{UAALLY EXPLICIT
SE}{UAALY EKSPLlClT
SE}{UALLLY EXPLICIT
SE}{UALLY EKSPLICIT
SE}{UALLY EKSPLlClT
SE}{{UALLY EKSPLLlClT
SE}{UALLY E}{PLICIIT
SE}{UALLY E}}{PLICIT
SE}{UALLYY EKSPLICCIT
SE}{UALYY EXPLICIIT
SE}{UUALLY EKSPPLlClT
sexually explicit
SEXUALLY EXPLICIT
SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT
SEXXUALY EXXPLICIT
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Bob Gammage, Spammer for Governor

The Bob Gammage for Governor campaign has started spamming me. Sorry, Bob, I vote for politicians that want to end spam, not ones who do it.

Political spam is ugly and annoying, but it's not illegal. That's because the politicans exempt themselves whenever they write laws to outlaw spam. Nonetheless, just because it's legal doesn't mean it's right. Spam is abusive and politicians shouldn't do it.

The exemption for politicians isn't necessarily a bad thing. Political speech deserves a much higher level of first amendment protection than commercial speech. Spam laws tend to focus on just the latter. That may be one reason why they've survived all court challenges to date. But it does create a huge loophole for sleazy campaigns to crawl through.

The Gammage campaign spam is some of the worst I've seen. First, the periodic mailings are annoying, ankle-biting screeds that just attack his primary opponent. Worst of all, there is no way to stop them. The campaign does not put an "opt out" link in the emails. If you try to respond to the email to ask them to stop, your message just bounces. This goes beyond annoying into the realm of incompetent, which is not a quality I want in my Governor. (By the way, I hadn't a position of any kind in this race until Gammage started spamming me.)

The reason why politicians spam is that it's a cheap and easy way to reach people. Traditional mechanisms, such as covering a neighborhood in door hangers, take significant money, effort, and volunteers. Those factors are built-in inhibitors: there is only so much a campaign can do, and they have to work hard to make sure what they do is most effective. Spam, on the other hand, requires few of these resources, so candidates can, if allowed, send you as much crap as they want.

The best way to end spam is to make it ineffective, so here is my plan: from now on whenever a politician spams me I will make a nominal donation to their opponent. If enough people do this then politicians would be harmed more than they are helped by campaign spam. Then maybe they will stop. Or, at least, maybe we'll elect fewer spammers to office.

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Gregg Knaupe, Spammer for City Council

Gregg Knaupe is running for a seat on the Austin City Council. Gregg Knaupe is also a spammer.

Greg scraped the City of Austin web site, downloaded the list of city board and commission members, and added all of us to his emailing list without asking. Because of my interest in city affairs, I probably would have tolerated a one-time mailing. This, however, is unacceptable—not to mention a likely violation of the terms of service of his mail sending service.

I cannot imagine supporting somebody for elected office who displays such poor judgment. Could you?

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Tsunami Relief Spammer Caught

In a previous article, I complained about spammers who were pretending to collect funds for tsunami victims. Turns out, the practice became widespread quite quickly. Now comes some good news. At least one of the bastards has been caught.

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Worst. Spam. Ever.

It's been an awful long time since I've been upset or offended by a spam message. I recently received a spam from one of the Nigerian fraud spam gangs. The advance fee fraud these scammers run typically prey on the greedy and stupid. This time, however, they were pretending to be the Red Cross, collecting funds for tsunami victims. I hope there is a special room in hell reserved for these evil people.

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Spam with your Salsa

Recently, I ordered a gift box of salsa from Jardine's Foods (of Buda) for my mom. Jardine gave me an extra little present that is causing me indigestion: they started spamming me with junk email advertisements.

Technically speaking, even though the unsolicited email is annoying and abusive, it's not really spam. That's because I bought something from them, so I have a business relationship with them. It's generally considered acceptable for businesses you work with to email you, but most reputable companies will at least verify you want to opt-into their advertising materials before they start spamming you.

So, I today I severed that relationship. I directed them to stop spamming me, and I vowed to never purchase another Jardine's product. Before you purchase any Jardine's products, you might consider whether you want to open yourself to the risk of junk email, and whether you want to support businesses that use spamming practices.

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