Fair and Balanced: A Note to my Readers

Thank you for visiting my humble weblog. I know there are something like 50 or 60 other blogs on the Interweb you could be reading instead of mine. I am grateful that you've decided to pass over the A-list bloggers, and reach way down to the D-list to find my blog.

To bring you a more optimal user experience, I am implementing a new site policy. From here on forward, this site will present a fair and balanced weblog.

Really, it's going to be the same old crap we've always done, but now we're gonna slap a fair and balanced label over it. We hope the change makes your visits here even more enjoyable.