Spam of the Month: Aug 2003

We are less than a week into the month, and I'm pretty sure I've got this month's winner already. This spam comes from Hong Kong, with a subject of:

Subject: Toweling products from Daily Firm 

It almost sounds like they are trying to sell me something vaguely, but ineptly, naughty. The darn thing is when I read the text of the message, it doesn't make any more sense.