Ain't no Apricot Seeds in the Pokey

Link: Bellerose Man Convicted Of Selling Apricot Pits As Remedy

Jason Vale was never one of the most significant spammers, but he was one of the more persistent and annoying. For years, my mailbox received a steady stream of his spams, pedaling apricot seeds as a cure for cancer. After the intervention of the FDA and several federal judges, the spam finally should stop.

What made Jason particularly annoying was his excessive self-righteousness. It was also his downfall. His final mistake was violating an order from a federal judge. He was recently found guilty of contempt, and is now awaiting sentencing. I hope the sentence is sufficient to break down his resistence to clue.